December 25th, 2009

Twin Escape

Darth Trader

Wall Street Embraces the Dark Side

I’m not entirely sure I understand what angle the New York Stock Exchange was attempting to promote when Darth Vader and his entourage of Storm Troopers rang the bell to open trading yesterday, December 22nd.

It’s only my opinion – but – wouldn’t it be a BAD idea to align yourself with the Dark Side? Who’s under there? Rudy Giuliani? Not running for governor but sure as hell takin’ names!

This will no doubt go down in history – and across foreign television – as another nail in New York’s coffin. Financial capital of the world? Try Asian strip mall.

Hunting

The Big Dance

thanks heather, for the project…the bottle is only phallic if you look at it for a long time I swear! Lordy, I don’t know what is wrong with me!

old news is good news

we arrived too late
our mouths were opening
i turned off the light
so come on night
you’re a witness you
you’ve seen me interrupt
a good old fashioned fight
so come on night
everyone is gone
home to oblivion
home to oblivion
home to oblivion
watched the dying day
blushing in the sky
everyone is uptight
so come on night
everyone is gone
home to oblivion
home to oblivion
home to oblivion
i know we’re not
illegitimate
in our hearing
so come on
so come on night